Tips to save money | For poor folks like me

I don't spend a lot.
Here are my few tips to help people save money.
I don't want to be a mom and a captain !

01) Only buy discounted items.
HELL YES, i only buy discounted items,
and YES I KNOW ALMOST 90% of the items are on discount,
I KNOW their tactics.
But hey, it's better than nothing!

02) EAT LESS!
Seriously you don't need to be full all the time! I know nutrition and diet are important,
but hey if food is expensive then just eat less ! Hunger makes you focus more!

03) Wear your clothes til they are torn apart.
Do you know how beautiful it is to let people see your worn off clothes and bags?
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EXPRESSION OF YOUR ATTITUDE TO LIFE.
Don't be afraid to have uber sophisticated people coming up to you and say , "OMG what are you wearin",
you just answer them "YOU JELLY?.

04) SAVE THE BILLS
FOR FORK'S SAKE, turn off your lights and whatever appliances that you do not need to use! Listen to you mom and be a good kid and put things away. Mom is always right!

05) STOP BROWSING THOSE ONLINE SHOPPING SITE / weird Programs
YOU DO NOT NEED MOST OF THE STUFF YOU ARE BROWSING! ONLINE SHOPPING IS AN ENDLESS BLACK HOLE.Just ask yourself the following questions when you check out and about to pay:
A) Do you really need to buy weightloss program or related stuff?
I hate to expose the inconvenient truth to you but
the ONE and ONLY weightloss formula that work is here
and I am telling you for free,
LOTS OF EXERCISE + DIET = WEIGHTLOSS
PERIOD.
B) Do you really really think you look good in that dress ?
NO YOU DON'T.
C) Do you really need it or else your life will sucks?
NO you don't. Your life only sucks if you spend unreasonably too much on meaningless stuff that Cost you TOO MUCH.

06) DON'T EAT OUT. ALWAYS BRING YOUR MEALBOX IF YOU CAN.
This is OBVIOUS but rather hard to follow, just try to stick to it.

Just remember one thing,
Losing is easier than earning!